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I recently met Hilary* Swank
and took her for a piggy bank.
Sweet Hilary** was not amused,
she yelled at me she felt abused!

She even thought it was a crime,
and said the way to save my dime
that I had innocently chosen
she would have never been proposin’.

I realized just what I did,
say, where there was no piggy slit –
and to escape from all this mess
bought Hilary a dress slit less.

*For metrics’ sake, please read “Hil’ry”. Thanks.
**This time, and again for metrics’ sake, please read “Hil-a-ry”. Thanks. Truly.